This is a quote from this article I just read that just made me laugh:
• An expert on TV said the women in that polygamist cult cover themselves in frontier dresses so that they’re unattractive to other men. I give them credit for succeeding.
• And why would you want to marry even one of them, let alone three or four?
• For that matter, isn’t one wife more than enough for any man?
• I got my own wife’s permission to print the above sentence — what, you think I’d say that without clearance?
Being a hockey fan I enjoyed this one:
• I would watch more golf if, as in hockey, checking was allowed.
These are from Providence Journal's columnist Mark Patinkin. I recently became a fan of his and I enjoy his wit and wisdoms. Keep up the good work Mark.
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